Hello and Good Evening.
This is undoubtedly going to be the first of a long line of sporadic, poorly executed, nonsensical posts.
My name is Laura, and I am going to do some blogging.
I quite like blogging. I get jealous of bloggers who are dead good, and also of bloggers who have lots of subscribers, so I am not ashamed to admit that I aim to meet the aforementioned criteria.
I'm not the most user-friendly writer though, admittedly. I take liberties with the english language, I make up my own punctuation rules, my use of capital letters will make you WEEP, and I am the queen of hyperbole. I write as I speak, because that seems to be the only way to get across what I mean, and I can almost see my northern accent in my sentence structures.
I've had a few blogs in the past. (Sigh). Some of them were beauty-based, others were more gossipy, and all of them ceased to amount to anything - simply because I lost interest. HOWEVER, this blog is going to be very different, I can tell you.
This blog is going to stick.